- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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