What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Your mom is so old she died

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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