Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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#Getweird

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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