- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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