How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Chick Norris... Enough said

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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