Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Gus's mom

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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