- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's 1+1? 69.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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