2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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