- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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