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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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