- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock? come in

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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