When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I'm so punny.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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