Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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