- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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