- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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