- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Nobody cares maddie!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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