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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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