- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS