- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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