Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Refridgerator.

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