Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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