Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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