Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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