- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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