- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

HELLO EVERYONE

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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