What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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