- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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