- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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