- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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