Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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