What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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