- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Your girlfriend.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

The child was fired from his job.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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