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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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