What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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