- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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