- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Suck pussy

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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