- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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