- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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