- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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