- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

woman's rights

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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