- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

. . I am a whale

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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