Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's long and black The unemployment line

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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