- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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