- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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