A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Pickles

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Chlamydia

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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