How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

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