want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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