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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are red, yup.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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