- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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