A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

eoin burgin is fat

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

a black man pays his child support

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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