What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Anti Joke

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