- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Steve Jobs is alive.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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