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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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