Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is green and slow Grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops