A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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