What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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