what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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YOU

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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I'm Coming

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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