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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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