A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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