Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

This isn't funny.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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