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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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