- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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