What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Tony Romo

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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