woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

sky silverstein

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops