- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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