- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How old are you? 7

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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