- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Take part of what?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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