- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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