- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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