Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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