- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

There's my tractor.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Detroit has a low crime rate

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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