- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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