- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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