what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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