- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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