- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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