John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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