- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Pain Olympics.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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