- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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