A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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