- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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