Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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