Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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