- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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