- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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