- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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