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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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