- Anti Joke

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A praying mantis is very graceful

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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