- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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