why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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My jeans

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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