Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Anti Joke

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