Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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