Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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I am a mime

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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