A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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