If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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