- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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