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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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