- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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