You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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