- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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