A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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