- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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