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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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