What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Wait! hundred billions!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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