- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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