- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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