- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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