- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Please ignore this statement.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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