- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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