How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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your life

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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