Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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your life

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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first

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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