- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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