- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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