When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

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